I wish

I had

a dick.

they all like

to lick

Penis envy

Freud would say

but I just want

to whip it out

and piss

Standing up

for just a day.

Know why I have to


my balls

or make a cat call

just kidding

not a creep

after all


Watch it shrink

after swimming

in an ice rink

or use

that mind

to think.

But my favorite color

is pink

I love how my skin folds

Protects my soul,

greatest secret

my lips haven’t told.