humor
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Sometimes I wish I had a dick. they all like to lick Penis envy Freud would say but I just want to whip it out and piss Standing up for just a day. Know why I have to adjust my balls or make a cat call just kidding not a creep after all or Watch…
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On February 14th NYC took me out on a date Cosmopolitan allure multilingual skill set Knew how to thrill, fluorescent sound all around Drew me in with honey roasted peanut scents But a cheapskate McDonald’s dinner on Valentine’s Day You’re beautiful beautiful beautiful it said Captivated me with hidden…
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Steals glances Commands attention like the sun She’ll make you laugh, and show great fun A warning must be made, bitterness to the lemonade She’ll set your heart on fire, fullfill your pant’s desire But oh baby she’s a liar Tongue unleashes fire She’s a viper love lethal poison attack…
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He never loved me and he showed it all the time Left me hanging high and dry. Left my questions unreplied I cried maybe half the time in between sobs asking why why why It started to become clear but sex was good so it kept me near Rotation of women…
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Hide guilty pleasures Bad tv, chocolate, french fries An Achilles’s heel
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Remote control dive The couch swallows everything Crumbs swim across sea
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Daily work day grind Rapid delirium flow Not enough living My beloved plant Sprouted deliberate roots – apartment Love corner position Grass is greener, always Open top balcony view Sky lights not enough